hotlocalsingle:

DONT SIT ON TOP THIS DICK IF U SCARED OF HEIGHTS 

taggedrne:

i want this tattooed on my ribcage

just-exhale-love:

overwhelmedwithbasorexia:

myraggedywinchesters:

snorlaxatives:

carryonwaywardsoldier:

carryonwaywardsoldier:

my physics teacher told us a joke today

three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?

They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter

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A CIGARETTE LIGHTER

I ACTUALLY GET IT OH MY GOD YES


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friendlyneighborhoodgoth:

dirudo:

katara:

This is the guy that played Neville in Harry Potter.

i like his new wand 


OH.

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deathby-chanel:

deckthebunkers:

do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs

This fucked me up

(Source: my-patronus-is-a-winchester)

To my future wife…

lastofa-dyingbreed:

When I die I want you to mix my ashes in a bowl of chili, then eat it. Just so I can tear that ass up one more time.

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heckayeah:

How Many Cats You Got Bro Shit

(Source: smokingjointswithmileycyrus)

shavingryansprivates:

is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

it’s a banana?

why do you have a banana in your pocket

fdrswheelchair:

vvildfoxie:

unshadowed:

this seems so perfect

imagine just lying there without a care in the world and not worrying what people thought as they walked around you.

I love this photo so much, being so free.

this woman lying in a nasty ass puddle clutching a big gulp and y’all talking about nirvana and shit smh

^^^^ 

(Source: galasai)

if you date me we will have:

  • morning sex
  • afternoon sex
  • dinner sex
  • after meal sex
  • i made pancakes sex
  • good morning sex
  • shower sex
  • bored sex
  • make up sex
  • break up sex
  • monday sex
  • tuesday sex
  • wednesday sex
  • thursday sex
  • friday sex
  • saturday sex
  • sunday sex
  • there is nothing on tv sex
  • i love you sex

(Source: channiall)

dekutree:

i got 20/20 but i still can’t see my haters

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almualimbeatbox:

songofthestarwhale:

juststealingtime:

Swigity swelon, I’m a melon.  

swiggity swag the melon stag

I did it

I found my favorite post on tumblr

(Source: uniikittyy)

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