this is my favorite post
*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”
why am i laughing
yoohoo big summer blow out
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
cinderella by day
sinderella by night
EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT STUFF FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
get off my post
You don’t have to lash out
these puns are far too cornea
^ your contribution was very important
Okay this is the funniest thing I’ll ever see.
Weiner dog don’t give no fux. yoloThis wiener has more balls than me.
"can i ask you something?"
"you just did"